Erm... seems like my standard introduction paragraph always starts wif something like, " Its been so long since i've updated my blog..." Maybe i shd think of something more creative, but i really must say its been long lah! Now i've been addicted to Facebook's Friend for Sale application, whoo its damn fun lah, maybe i shd blog abt it another day.

For this entry, i've decided to dedicate it to the person i've known the longest in my life (Not counting my family or relatives), a total of 16yrs and counting; Mr Bryan Ong etc. (Ok, upon seeing this i think many of u feel like skipping this entry liao rite? hahah)

I believe i did wrote a super long entry abt him in my friendster blog before, it was so damn long that i had to stop and wrote: to be continued... Anyway, its been more than a year since that last post and i believe its dead in my friendster blog. So let the sabotage begins...

Bryan was:

• Carrying a pink and purple LION KING bag featuring SIMBA's face smack right in the middle. That was in primary sch.
• Stung by a bee after recess in pri 6 while we were juz about to be seated for lesson. The loud "ARGHH" was most memorable... Sent to dunno where, didnt see him after that... for that day lah.
• labeled weird by my girl friends in sec 2 after he hugged the badminton pole while we were playing, making it seems as thou he was doing something...... weird.
  
• Going after a particular girl whose name sounded like Indian name. Thus from then on, he became Indian to me. (No offence to any race or religion, juz a note)
• Repeated an entire sem in poly becos he wanted to keep his long golden hair... Long golden hair is not allowed into the examination hall... Wat a noble sacrifice for vanity
• My parents haf bad pronounciation of english, thus they call him 'Lion' instead of 'Bryan' further reinforcing the Lion King bag memory in me...
• Already a pro in computer at age of 6. BUT asking him to fix my com always ends up wif 20% success rate and 80% of making the problem worse...
  
• In the same pri sch, same sec sch, same CCA, same polytechnic, same Airforce as mi... Had girlfriend with the same birthday, and stayed in the same area... while both the girlfriends are in yishun, we're both in Hougang. Too bad he got rejected by UOL this yr, if not same uni again...Wat a coincident...
  

One masterpiece incident happened in our 2nd yr in poly. We will always meet after our night lesson for dinner at hougang point on monday, thus everytime when we were there, the foodcourt will be rather empty. Juz like usual, we visited the same 'Kueh Chay' store. As he was approaching our seat, i realise his portion of the ingredients was much larger than usual. Out of curiosity, i asked him wat he had. This was wat he replied:

Bryan : "Ohh, the auntie said she gif mi more. She say its wat 'She Tou'... Dunno wat lah"
SerYew: "HUH? u dunno wat then u still take?"
Bryan: "She say its 'She Tou'......"
SerYew: "SNAKE HEAD? WTF?!"
Bryan Shrugs...
SerYew looks damn hard at the thing......
SerYew: " WHOA LAU, pig tongue lah! Wat snake head! U go and die lah!"
Bryan: "HAHAHAHHAHAA"
SerYew: "U chinese fail lah! How the hell would she serve u snake head sia!!"

Another flaw of my fren is that he has got trouble pronuncing properly, resulting in ppl not knowing wat he was saying, including introducing his name...

SerYew: "Hey u shd juz change ur name lah, ppl also cannot hear wat u saying..."
Bryan: "No loh, they noe leh, if not they will not ask mi its B-R-I-A-N or B-R-Y-A-N."
SerYew:" I think Sebastian is a gd name for u"
Bryan:" Too long lah, SE-BAS-TIAN 3 word leh, even harder to pronunce"
SerYew:" Y not? Ppl like Mary Kate Olsen also 3 word leh. Even longer leh, special mah hahah"
Bryan:"....................."
SerYew:" Ohh i noe! Let's be even more special, u noe ppl name after some celebrity rite? Call urself Felicia Chin lah!
Bryan totally speechless......
SerYew:" Then ur full name become Felicia Chin Ong Zhe Yan! Felicia Chin as name, the Ong is ur surname! HAHAHA"

I continue crapping and created a scenario for him...... In the case whereby his name is Felicia Chin Ong Zhe Yan.

One fine day at Citibank Customer Service Centre Counter 3...
Receptionist full of anticipation: "Ms Felicia Chin, its ur turn..."
Receptionist look ard and find only 1 guy seating at the waiting bench staring at her...
Receptionist look back at the application form: "Erm... Mrs Ong?......"
Receptionist still see the guy staring at her...
Receptionist:"Ong Zhe Yan?"
Guy promptly appraoches the counter...
Receptionist: "Erm... is Felicia Chin ur name?"
Felicia Chin Ong:"Yes, got problem?
Receptionist:" Ohh no sir, ur name is special..."
Felicia Chin Ong:"Of cos!"
Receptionist:"So... Erm Mr Ong, wat name would u like on ur card?"
Felicia Chin Ong:"Felicia Chin lah... Ar bo wat?"

I went on to elaborate the uniqueness of the name, becos no matter how it look, its still a girl's name.

Felicia Chin Ong Zhe Yan can mean: A girl name Felicia Chin that is married to a Mr Ong Zhe Yan, thus having both Chin and Ong. ( NO WAY IN HELL FELICIA CHIN WILL MARRY HIM!!!) But under my theory, Felicia Chin Ong is just another guy name structured like Mary Kate Olsen. Simple and Easy. HAHAHAH

Not letting him off, i went on and say:

SerYew:" Hey imagine we walking at orchard, then i shout ur name FELICIA CHIN!! Then ppl turn ard and thot Felicia Chin is here. But then u say 'WAT?' ppl sure stunned! HAHAHAH

Never a day meeting him fails to activate my creative side. I'll forever still think of things to suan him... I juz hope reading this wouldnt make him commit suicide, HAHAHAH!



-=:][ Dedicated to the person i know the longest and the best of my frens ][:=-